There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"
Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
2007-02-15 06:52:45 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL! Talking about "hanging"...
Q: What lies between the breasts of a 75-year old woman?
A: Her belly-button.
:o)
2007-02-15 07:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww!! mental picture!! OMG some things just shouldnt be said about old people!!!
2007-02-15 15:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahahahahahaha with old age does come humor rofl.
2007-02-15 15:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... That's so sweet
2007-02-15 16:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just threw up in my mouth.... good job lol!
2007-02-15 15:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by hockeydude25 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, that was good.
2007-02-15 16:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by Syd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nasty but FUNNY!
2007-02-15 16:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by kumiko2420 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!! thanks
2007-02-15 15:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋