How can I show my hand that I love it and I'm not just using it for sex?
2007-02-15 06:44:24 · 16 answers · asked by capn_blueballs 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
buy it some tiny roses and some chocolate that will melt all over it.......maybe a nice fire and some dinner and wine......which hand is it? right or left? I would maybe hire out the other hand to play the violin for a nice romantic evening that you all can share.....
2007-02-15 06:48:26 · answer #1 · answered by Answerman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CALGON let it take you away! soak both hands in pure tea tree oil, or vitamin e. give it a rest for awhile. here use mine. (just joking) take turns with the opposite hand as I'm sure the the other hand is envious and feels neglected. ask your lady friend to lend you her helping hand as yours needs a rest. but don't get to use to it or, it may backfire on you and you wont get your job done to your satisfaction. maybe play some hard or soft ball? so your hand does not get confused. i cant believe i answered this question. however, it was funny & i could not resist the temptation kinda like you cant resist the hand.hehe,ha,ha was that hand what i saw?have a great weekend and get plenty of exercise and rest!! remember your local chiropractor may need to give it an adjustment???/dont forget to wash after every use!!! im sure you have one strong hand? i guess your the man at hand!!!!! thanks for the comedy
2007-02-16 02:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By using that same hand to type some merit in your next yahoo question.
2007-02-15 06:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Kill_Me_Now! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let it go out with other people from time to time, and when it comes home dirty wet and smelling of jock strap it will know how good you treat it.
2007-02-15 06:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use your other hand for a while.
2007-02-15 06:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Jewel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop using it wiping your A** and get the new Japanese toilet which washes your *ss automatically!
Give it a break!
All the best!/
2007-02-15 06:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go get a manicure and expain it to the beautician while they are working on you.
2007-02-15 06:48:02 · answer #7 · answered by wassupmang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep up the hard work
2007-02-15 06:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy it some nice gloves or maybe a diamond ring?
2007-02-15 06:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by truesoldier4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use hand lotion and trim your nails
2007-02-15 06:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by laura g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋