I'm talkin' mean, rude, sick, vile, horrible, ignorant, and just plain wrong! Betcha cant make me cringe!
2007-02-15 06:43:18 · 8 answers · asked by theycallmefantastic 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy wakes up from a bender with two colored rings on his penis. One was red and one was brown. Worried, he went to the doctor to tell him what they were. After running some tests, the doctor came back and said he had good news and bad news. "The good news is that the red ring is lipstick. The bad news is that the brown ring is tobacco."
2007-02-15 10:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An elderly couple goes to the doctor, the wife is getting checked out, the doctor says "I'm gonna need a blood, urine, and stool sample" the husband turns to the wife and says " I think he want's your underwear dear"
Or: If their old enough to crawl their already in the right position
A nun comes out of the church and finds two boy's with thier penises in the snow "billy, johnny what are you doing!?" johnny looks up at the nun and says "father o'brien likes a couple of cold ones after the service"
2007-02-15 12:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by digby_by 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes to a sex-club asking for a gypsy who is pregnant in the 8th month. The club owners are happy with the sum that he offers and find him the desired woman. He goes in for the act, the woman undresses, he rolls up his sleeves, reaches down and puts his fingers in her p*ssy. Then the palm, then the whole arm, then the second arm.
"Hey, what are you doing," yells the woman, "are you going to f*ck me or what?"
"Wait," says the guy, "let me adjust his bottom"
2007-02-15 07:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I dont have a corvette in my garage.
How do you get a pile of dead babys into a blender?
a pitchfork.
How do you get them back out?
A straw.
2007-02-15 07:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by peach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the worst part of sex with a bald pussy?
-Putting the diaper back on.
2007-02-15 07:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think i just barfed in my mouth that one was so gross carlos a!!!
2007-02-15 07:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
waiting for the kind you asked ......
2007-02-15 07:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg peach!!!!
that one went too far.
2007-02-15 07:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋