A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that the there is a spare seat in between himself and the next guy.
"Who would ever miss the World Cup final?" Asks the man.
"That was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away." Explains the guy.
"That's terrible, but couldn't you get another member of the family, friend or someone else to come with you?" Asks the man.
"No.....They are all at the funeral!"
2007-02-15 06:07:13 · 47 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx - Still laughing.!!!
2007-02-15 06:12:37 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10
2007-02-15 06:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by carlos b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's absolutely terrible... who wouldn't miss the World Cup?
2007-02-15 06:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately a man
2007-02-15 06:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw that joke applied to the Super Bowl.
So-So
2007-02-15 06:10:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loool,good.
2007-02-15 06:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't say funny, humorous but not funny. so if it was his wife, why didn't he arrange the funeral for the following week? he'd need the next week to recover from the booze up...right?
2007-02-15 06:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by thesingist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its hillarious. i love jokes like this. have u heard this 1? a girl is at a park with her mom. she is swinging on a swing and her mom tells her not to go so high cause the boys will see her panties. she says ok and swings lower. the boys come over and challenge her to a swinging competition. they say if she swings higher than the youngest of the boys they will give her five bucks. she takes the challenge and off she goes. her mom says dont swing so high or the boys will see your panties. the girl says "but mom, they cant see my panties cause i took them off".
2007-02-15 06:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by bubblegumsoda 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. Too bad I'll forget it by tomorrow - I can never remember good jokes.
2007-02-15 06:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by scruffy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as the scots song goes he;s fitba crazy he:s fitba mad good laugh tink 10/10
2007-02-15 07:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋