The Eternal Optimist
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''
Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
2007-02-15 05:43:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As much as I hate spongebob, that was a good joke
2007-02-15 05:57:13 · answer #1 · answered by theycallmefantastic 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny
2007-02-15 06:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sitting at the computer in my college library-
Laughed so hard the lady at the desk is looking at me funny.
2007-02-15 06:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by kilrblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was like one of the best jokes ever...
2007-02-15 06:07:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! But infidelity is never funny!
2007-02-15 06:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by TAVID 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont care bout the joke, just luv the avatar
2007-02-15 05:51:58 · answer #6 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao!!! wait till Gary finds out!!!!!:D
2007-02-15 07:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant joke i love it
2007-02-15 05:57:09 · answer #8 · answered by jonathon m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes indeedy! LOL.
2007-02-18 10:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, gotta remember it for my brother's later today....Thanx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-19 05:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋