80 Year Old Checkup
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2007-02-15 05:42:36 · 15 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant 20946318 / 10
2007-02-15 05:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by jonathon m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pumping the beaver! LOL.
2007-02-15 14:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by TAVID 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10!!
2007-02-15 14:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Liked that one. I'll give it an 8/10.
2007-02-15 13:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by devuelveme_a_mi_chico 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I like long jokes! 100/10
2007-02-15 13:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by Viki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute thx for the laugh
2007-02-15 15:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by tica_nan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like these jokes. ill give it a
10,000,000,000/10
2007-02-15 15:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by Fallen Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, that got a laugh out of me.
LOL
2007-02-15 13:52:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best joke i've read today
2007-02-15 14:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny XD
2007-02-15 23:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by apocalypseth6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋