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2007-02-15 05:34:35 · 22 answers · asked by xtanyax 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

My wife INTO the house.

2007-02-15 07:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Burnt!

But did you realise that the last thing to go thru a flies head as it hits a car windscreen is its' asse!!

Splatt!!

2007-02-15 14:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0 0

Burnt.

2007-02-15 13:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0 0

Nothing, you would get ON fire!

2007-02-15 13:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Viki 2 · 0 0

My cat Samwise. He is worth more than all the gold in the world. Everything else is replacable, he isn't.

2007-02-15 14:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Nepetarias 6 · 0 0

Flames;)
Seriously, my Gibson SG

2007-02-15 13:38:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Out.

2007-02-15 13:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 0 0

Possibly 1st-Degree burns?

2007-02-15 13:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i would get OUT First

2007-02-15 14:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my children out of the house

2007-02-15 13:38:08 · answer #10 · answered by D B 6 · 0 0

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