1..A Group of people made a challenge to know who are the best painter of them One of them paint a dot and the refrees ask him whats this the answered this is an elphant come from far....
Your Turn
2007-02-15 05:25:08 · 7 answers · asked by Figo Real 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Need to sleep, you almost made sense there for a second
2007-02-15 05:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by degesetay 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
An elephant gets a sliver in his foot that is very small but very annoying. Eventuallly his grumbles and groans get the attention of an ant close by, who asks him whats wrong. After explaining the situation to the ant, the ant says that he will agree to remove the sliver if the elephant lets the ant have anal sex with him. The elephant reluctantly agrees, and after the sliver is removed the ant crawls up the back of the elephant out of sight. The elephant doesn't feel or hear anything, so after a few minutes desides to move along. After a few steps he looks back to see if he can see the ant, and while doing so smacks his head into a tree branch causing him to say "OW!". right after that he hears a tiny voice behind him say... "YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT BIATCH?!"
2007-02-15 16:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ray of Freaking Sunshine! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks in a bar. (ouch. no only joking that ones old)
A man walks in a bar. He shouts out '93!' everyone bursts out laffing. he shouts '14!' evryone laughs even more. the bartender watches this and says to the man 'what on earth are they laughing at??? numbers ain't funny. the man says 'i know. i am so funny, i wrote all my jokes down and numbered them' he then shouts '197!' and there was the biggest roar of laughter ever. the bartender says 'was that one perticularly funny then?' the man says 'no' 'ive never told that one!'
hope you like it
2007-02-15 14:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A tattoo
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell are you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay home to blow a hundred bucks."
2007-02-15 14:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, is this spam? Seriously, I hope you don't claim English as your first language. That's ridiculous! Please reword that, it was almost impossible to follow.
2007-02-15 13:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by pianoman.jeremy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What?!
2007-02-15 13:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Viki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ...... I don't get it!!!!
2007-02-15 13:31:25 · answer #7 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋