*imagine you are in an episode of Law & Order*
what would your closing statement be (in your defence) to try and sway judge lowroad and be spared a merciless firm spanking!
2007-02-15 04:40:00 · 7 answers · asked by lowroad 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"If it pleases the court and your honor, allow me just one moment to plead my case. Was I a bad girl? To some maybe, but its all about perception. Is there a crime here? Maybe...but lets all be civil, and allow the crime to fit the punishment.....
You see, I'm just a humble, simple girl. Sure, I've made mistakes, but I am sure all of us have. If I am to stand and be judged by my peers, then they should know the whole story. You see, I am guilty not of this transgression...but I am guilty of one thing...pure, unadulterated lust for odd questions....and even odder people.....so yes, I do deserve this spanking. I'd like to plead a "probate before justice"...acknowledging my crime and my repentance.
I only ask that the judge take me in to his chamber, for a private flogging to maintain my character and reputation amongst the community".
Thank you.
2007-02-15 07:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Bathroom Graffiti 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
In My Defence: I was having a pretend stroppy fit, and went too far as always. I didn't understand the Law in your country your honour. I plead insanity and ignorance and deserve these *lifts cuffed hands* So if you can catch me as I leg -it around the court room you can take your prize. PS Ill be doing that pretend running....whilst...
NB I think I probably owe you a £500K fine too. Let me know when I need to pay it.
2007-02-15 18:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I plead guilty as charged! Now wheres my punishment?
2007-02-15 12:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Crickett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who would turn a free spanking down. id say hell judge im guilty spank me now then go repeat the crime!!
2007-02-15 12:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
spared why????
..although I don't see a relation to this question and the category of Singles & Dating.
2007-02-15 12:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you mean, spared? Just put me over your knee and smack that!
2007-02-15 12:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
can i be the enforcer of said punishment?
2007-02-15 12:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by a dork 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋