Why not? If I go in to the town square so everyone can see my piety and hold a knife over my son saying I'm going to kill him as a sacrifice to god and then I say... no wait, god changed his mind - he said a lamb will do.
Will people venerate me the way they do, Abraham? I'm not willing to climb any mountain but I can go in to a room on my own and come back with papers that must have been written by GOD. What do you think?
2007-02-15 04:13:27 · 6 answers · asked by Serpent 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aren't any religious people going to defend child abuse? I do wish you people would be consistent.
2007-02-15 04:24:55 · update #1
To be as good as Abraham you'd have to pimp your wife. Twice.
2007-02-15 04:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, to be as 'good' as Abraham, don't forget to marry your half-sister then marry her off twice for financial gain...(oh, yeah, lying that she's ONLY your sister both times), then get her hand-maid pregnant, then kick her out into the desert when your wife has a kid and gets jealous. Then, you might live up to his standards and be blessed by God (no wonder the Bible is referred to as the 'Good Book' and God is known to be loving).
2007-02-15 12:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by strpenta 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well you can never be as good as abraham! im a hebrew israelite (i'm descent of abraham, isaac, and jacob) and GOD spoke to father abraham to test him if he would do anything he say. it was all a test! GOD always test my people to see weather we love him or not and so far we failed! that's why we're slaves in the united states
(deut. ch 28.) because we're suppose to be in israel not over here but because we love evil more than good we're over here!
2007-02-15 12:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by esreemwehekkad 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Abraham was human, so are you, unless Mork asked the Q
2007-02-15 12:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by Indiana Jones 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are an intolerant God hater.....why don't you just admit it rarther than hiding behind foolish and childish questions that make you look like a 6 years old moron.??
2007-02-15 12:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have misunderstood the Scriptural meaning.
2007-02-15 12:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Christian93 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋