A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
2007-02-15 03:52:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it, put it on here myself once
2007-02-15 04:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-02-15 03:57:49 · answer #2 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 03:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-02-15 05:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHIEEE. THE DRIVER WANTED THEM DEAD AND DRIVE THE CAB AS A HEARSE.
2007-02-15 04:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Kwadwo B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i am in hysterics, i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my life!
a definite 10/10
keep up the good jokes
2007-02-15 08:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill'
2007-02-15 05:09:41 · answer #7 · answered by richiesown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wats a hearse
2007-02-15 03:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by ibs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-02-16 01:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by True Blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay, happened to me once
2007-02-15 03:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by king_sigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋