Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a*sholes."
"What? He had two a*sholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two a*sholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a*sholes.'"
2007-02-15 03:48:44 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a good one! Liking it a lot! And people who don't should go to asda and buy a box of sense of humor :D
2007-02-15 04:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Quit tellin dem stories bout my cousin Bubba! We're still pretty shook up about the whole thing. My sister Juanita is cryin so hard she's chokin on her beer. We're gonna have a commmeemmeerative comimerotof cammommeratife, Oh crap ---- we're gonna remember him tomorrow at the funeral home. You otta come. We're gonna have a lady jumpin out of a cake and everything! Oh yeah! Free beer too.
2007-02-15 04:09:49 · answer #2 · answered by yagman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-02-15 03:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had 2 read it twice to get it but when i got it it definetly made me laff (good job considering i just came out of my maths lesson)
2007-02-15 03:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by PennySerenade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but heard it
2007-02-15 03:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-15 06:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... thats very funny... hahaha
good one... thanx for sharing
2007-02-15 03:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-15 03:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny right there
2007-02-15 03:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Great one... Got any More???
2007-02-15 03:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋