He sees a sign that says "Handjob $25" and below it "Ham Sandwich $5". He asks the woman at the bar "Are you the woman that gives the handjobs?", The woman replies "Why yes I am.".
The man replies "Well then wash your hands and make me a ham sandwich".
2007-02-15 03:45:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... hahahaha
very good one... thanx
2007-02-15 04:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How's this one? A man walks into a bar. OUCH!
2007-02-15 12:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one man.
2007-02-15 12:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by seth williams! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok um well not really that funny to be honest but oh well thanks for the points mate
2007-02-15 12:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW MUCH WILL A ******** COST
2007-02-15 12:06:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kwadwo B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ha ha
2007-02-15 12:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by sugargirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋