I need a laugh and a beer. Since I'm at work, the laugh will have to suffice. Any good jokes??
P.S. BroKe.......smile, please, just today, just for me?
2007-02-15 03:42:58 · 28 answers · asked by B aka PE 6 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Tattoos
(the main question was sort of sarcasm) just for anyone who is confused.
2007-02-15 03:49:48 · update #1
you can have laser removal
2007-02-15 03:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by xeibeg 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
say to a person:
knock knock:
they say who is there.....
you say INTERRUPTING COW
and as soon as they start to say interrupting cow who...
you say MOOOOOO and interrupt them... its very fun.. try it...
ok ok .....
here is one....
what kind of cheese is my cheese....
NACHO cheese... cuz it is NOT YO CHEESE. get it....
ok and for my last one....
why did the blonde have a blue bellybutton? (i'm blonde so i can make blonde jokes and get away with it)
because her b/f was blonde too!!!!
(if you dont get it i cant explain it, it would get me reported.)
ok here is a joke i got best answer on before...... and is my favorite joke of all time:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmrSnVeizLdfx3qEnBCve2jsy6IX?qid=20070209070117AAPeEun&show=7#profile-info-c831d6388232d4242218c2ca61bef098aa
2007-02-15 11:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jillary von Hämsterviel™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm at work too.
recently i was in a bar, celebrating a friends graduation and a guy sitting at the bar wanted to know why i wasn't smiling (i don't smile a lot) and i said "because i only smile if i have a reason to smile." so he asks, "if i tell you a joke and it's funny you'll laugh?" "sure" i say. so he and the other people at the bar are trying to think of jokes. nobody can come up with anything. so one guy at the end of the bar says "wanna hear something funny? this guy (points to the guy next to him) has a really small penis." i busted out laughing. so did pretty much everybody else sitting at the bar. i think that guy was embarrassed!
2007-02-15 11:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by somebody's a mom!! 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a monkey sitting in a tree smoking a joint, a lizard comes up next to him and asks if he can have a hit. An hour goes by...the monkey and the lizard are stoned....The lizard has cotton mouth and goes down to the river to get a drink. While he is down there is starts talking to an alligator...the lizard explains what the monkey and him were doing so the alligator says "Man I gotta see this, a monkey in a tree smoking a joint" The Alligator walks up to the tree... The Monkey looks down and says "Sh*t how much water did you drink???"
2007-02-15 11:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG im sitting in the shop cracking up so badly!!! Feels like i have a coathanger stuck in mouth!!!OWie Owie.
OK my turn.
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the
Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at
the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,
"To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be able
to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as
scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of th e first blonde and
withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice
any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye
in this picture! It's a profile of his face!
You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck the photo in her
face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice
anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,"Didn't you hear
what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and
said, "This is probably a waste of time, but....." He flashed the photo
in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All
right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blon d e said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses"
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde
with a puzzled __expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio
says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at
his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,
"Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
2007-02-15 16:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by Deb P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really have nothing against blondes, I just thought this joke was funny anyhow :)
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Have a good day everyone, I can't wait to get out of this office and go home!!!!
2007-02-15 12:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That question although sarcastic could be very real if the damn artist messed it up.
The wolf tat on my shoulder isn't exactly how I wanted it, but I still like it anyway.
2007-02-15 19:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by RaisedByWolves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay Blair...I would be happy to dig that tattoo outa ya' with some heavy salt water and a mag!
Somebody, that was the best!
2007-02-15 12:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by tatt_bratt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay so...
theres this guy trying really hard to get this washing machine outside...hes pushing and pushing and it won't budge..so a guy walking by ask if he needs some help. he says yes. so the guy trys to help him. still neither one of them can get it to budge. the guy says to the other i just can't seem to get it out the door, the other guy laugh out loud..thats funny ive been trying to get it inside. lol.
I hope this helps a little bit i am at work and bored to.
2007-02-15 11:48:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you need a laugh blair....check out the question my buddy Uncle Fester posted in the motorcycle group.... the guy is a sh*t stirrer and he has them all stirred up
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqwTastKV4KliJ_JrJ4S6.Hsy6IX?qid=20070214133012AAIu8PR&show=7#profile-info-ooD5jbQ0aa
Rider
2007-02-15 12:08:28 · answer #10 · answered by Rider (12NI) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, how about tattoo removal patches? I hear Costco has them cheap.
You know you're far gone when you begin dreading Friday... because it's that much closer to Monday.
2007-02-15 16:06:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋