A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work & his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by & he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favour, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response.
Another couple of weeks go by & it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He just looked at her and said "Do I look like, Bob the Builder?" & sat down with a beer.
Then One weekend the husband woke up, it was raining pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone!
2007-02-15 03:42:47 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He then went to take a shower and found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
2007-02-15 03:43:02 · update #1
Excellent joke,, give that person 300 points......
2007-02-15 03:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-02-15 11:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-15 12:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH JON SCREWED THE MANS WIFE TO FIX THE BAD THINGS. WHAT A PITY
2007-02-15 11:59:43 · answer #4 · answered by Kwadwo B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent haha!
2007-02-15 12:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....well he screwed himself on that one! 10/10
2007-02-15 11:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee, sweet revenge!
2007-02-15 11:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by green cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-15 14:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-02-15 11:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha like it a lot!
you men can be so stoopid some times!
2007-02-15 11:47:19 · answer #10 · answered by kate e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋