How often do you drink? How drunk do you get? What bars do you go to? I'm pretty damn ugly and I need all the advantages I can get.
2007-02-15 06:02:06
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Beer goggles are are integral part of the modern man's personal weaponary and provide a legitimate basis for many, many excuses when questioned about one's behaviour whilst inebriated
2007-02-15 11:17:14
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answer #2
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answered by Truffle shuffle 3
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Send them home before the beer goggles wear off, if you're at their place do a runner as soon as they are asleep.
2007-02-15 11:12:34
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Dont drink so much and you wont have beer goggles
2007-02-15 11:12:51
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answer #4
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answered by im2jaded04 3
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Bring a sober friend with you who will kick in the shins if you attempt to go home with an ugly guy.
Apart from that...Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1832.
2007-02-15 11:17:37
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answer #5
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answered by Captain Jack 6
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Go to a pub that only allows fit girls in.That way you are guaranteed never to leave with a minger !
2007-02-15 11:12:57
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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If you can't swim, stay in the shallows.
Drink more and build that tolerance, then you won't be a cheap drunk anymore either.
2007-02-15 11:20:15
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answer #7
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answered by serelen1 2
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go out in pairs and hope like hell you'll stop each other from pulling a minger
2007-02-15 11:46:00
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answer #8
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answered by murphy 4
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Drink alone.
2007-02-15 11:12:18
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Learn how to control your drinking.
2007-02-15 11:17:24
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answer #10
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answered by Winette 5
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