What would I do if I were you,
2007-02-15 02:54:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If I was God for the day, I'd ask myself why "stupid" had to be included in the traits of human flesh.
If I were President, I would direct my Military Generals to go into Iraq, do whatever is necessary, secure that Country, and deliver it to me.
If I were Jim Darwin, I would believe in God, because who else could've come up with such a sexy dude?
Oh - If you were me: you would say: "isn't it 4:20 yet?????????????????????
2007-02-15 03:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I were "God" for the day I would hold my hands over the entire world and pray for peace and harmony among people. Which I am sure he does every minute!
If I were "the President" for the day I would do the same thing! It would definitely take more than a day to fix the problems that face the President and his staff.
If I were "Jim Darwin" for the day I would not change a thing.
If you were "me" for the day you would be content being where I am and making the best of it! :)
2007-02-15 10:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I were God for a day....I would give relief and comfort to all those who were suffering
If I were President for a day...I would learn all the top secret information that i could, and hold a National T.V. conference and talk about whatever I wanted to.
If I were Jim Darwin for a day....I would go sleep around because all the ladies think he is so super studly.
If I you were me for a day...you would cry until the day was over....lol
2007-02-15 10:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If i were to be God for a day, i d grant wealth, health, success, peace, joy and food to every single being alive on Earth and see to it that every single person is happy all over the world for atleast one day. I dnt know if such a thing has happened over the centuries that atleast for a single day all over the world there was nobody crying, but laughing out in happiness and contentment.
If i were President for a day, i would rehabilitate the most number of poor people and mostly children on the roads in the country without shelter, clothes, food and security.
Sorry, i dnt know who Jim Darwin is, so i hv no answer to the third question!
2007-02-15 11:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by A K 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If I were God for a day I would try to retain as much knowledge as I could for when I became a mere mortal again. I cannot fathom the greatness of God.
If I were President for a day I would simply have as much fun as possible with such power at my disposal. After all, what good can one really accomplish in one day as president?
If I were Jim Darwin for a day I would get in as many religious conversations as possible. I am amazed at his wealth of knowlege on such topics.
If you were me? You'd play a lot of sports. Hope you like tennis :)
2007-02-15 11:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I was God for a day, I'd tell everyone I didn't exist and then vanish - I'd tell everyone heaven and hell were closed... hmm you know I don't think even God could stop creationists being ignorant without direct holy brain surgery.
President for a day... Well that would depend on the intelligence briefs I'd received, I would need more than a day to set the US straight.
Jim Darwin for a day... guess I'd stay indoors asking stupid questions on Y/A! :P
2007-02-15 10:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by Goodly Devil 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God - I'd be sad seeing all the things I couldn't change or make better because of free will.
President - I'd be too overwhelmed to do much good, so I'd probably just hit the classified records archives and find out what happened at Roswell, to JFK, and where Elvis really is.
Jim Darwin - I'd bonk your wife. Sorry, I've always wondered what it would be like as a man.
If you were me - you would do a lot of pointless work and talk to a lot of pointless people and then go to a pointless class and then home to read.
2007-02-15 11:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if I was God for a day I would make sure I can remain that way, and I would show proof of myself.
If I were President for a day, well, there's nothing big that I could do in just one day. I would want to reform medical care and get out of Iraq ASAP. Instead, i would spend the time networking.
If I were JD for a day I would pierce my nose. A dimond stud would really complement the santa hat.
I don't know what you would do if you were me for a day, thats for you to decide. I just hope you wouldn't run up my credit cards. lol
2007-02-15 11:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by UFO 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. Create my own personal Beyonce and sleep with her
2. Find a hot intern and sleep with her.
3. Sleep with Jim Darwin's girlfriend.
2007-02-15 11:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
1. God----i would get rid of all the terrorists, and then show up in person to say hi and answer every one's questions
2. president - eliminate taxes on the middle class and reduce retirement age to 56 from 66
3. Jim- go on the Oprah show, or david letterman
2007-02-15 11:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋