I read this one in champak magazine. I don't know whether u would like this, anyway here it is :
One man was walking down a road . He saw a huge crowd gathered in front of him. He was eager 2 know what the people were looking at. So he walked 2wards them and tried 2 see what it was but he couldn't. He tried 2 push the people 2 a side so that he can see but no one moved. Feeling angry & irritated he shouted with all his voice, aloud sentimentally, " it is my father who u r looking". All the people looked at him all of a sudden surprisingly & moved 2 a side so that he could walk between them. Happy that his plan had worked, he walked eagerly. He looked down at the road, a dead donkey was lying there!!!. It was the most embarassing moment of his life.
2007-02-15 02:48:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL... that is very funny... hahaha
i had a hilarious laugh too.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-15 03:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright
i suppose ...
Heres 1 4 u :
In the city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
2007-02-15 03:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard funnier jokes from a retard on steroids. yup, a supertard is funnier than you. it would be even funnier if instead of a dead donkey, it was a zombie donkey. with the head of al roker. and he started eating people, mumbling, "AL ROKER HUNGRYYY". On the TBS scale of funniness, i'd give you a mildly humorous. I mean, if you saw it in real life, i'd let you go ahead and laugh a little. but not too much.
2007-02-15 03:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed made my co-workers wondering what I'm over here making all that noise giggling about. Great LOL
2007-02-15 02:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gave me a good laugh 10/10
2007-02-15 02:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by turley345 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looking around he says he is my dad! would you like me to prove it to you? as he reaches for his zipper the crowd scatters.....
2007-02-15 02:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by sphericaluniverse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a funny joke, but i am in a sad mood so i didn't laugh. Sorry!
2007-02-15 02:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by Emma Chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny good one lol
2007-02-15 09:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-15 03:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would that make him the son of an @ss?
2007-02-15 03:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋