2007-02-15 02:16:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They couldn't hop very far.....
and how would they fire them - no knuckles....
2007-02-15 02:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is something more beautiful than the sight of a grasshopper carrying a shotgun, I don't want to know about it.
2007-02-15 10:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by murnip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny - actually, they do carry shotguns at times. I've caught them on more than two occasions. But their guns look a bit strange - compared with those carried by humans. At first glance you can think they are not guns at all, until you notice the opposition approaching.
2007-02-15 10:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew this ant...and he kept calling the grasshopper lazy..as the ant stored food for the winter.The grasshopper put down his fiddle,picked up his shotgun and now....he has all that ants food .
2007-02-15 10:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that were to happen, then they would certally Overwhelm mankind. Being insects, and therefore far superior than humans, they would rule with iron fists, and we would be doomed.
The only thing that acctualy prevents insects (bettles and cockroaches to be more accurate), from taking over the world is their inability to see, and therefore to deviate fromm glass windows.
2007-02-15 10:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Emiliano M. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't buy your grasshopper a gun and teach him how to use it.
2007-02-15 10:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would be squashed. Unless they were tiny shotguns, in that event they would hunt tiny turkeys.
2007-02-15 10:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary thought,is this Steven King ??
2007-02-15 10:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by MR.Truth !! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would feed them and ask them why are they so afraid of dying when killing others will not keep them alive.
all die.
every living thing will die.
know it, believe it, understand it.
then you can go on to ask the real questions that plague you.
2007-02-15 10:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by vicarious_notion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They could be shothoppers or grassguns or hopperguns or gunhoppers or shotgrass or...oh nevermind, they all just killed each other.
PEG
2007-02-15 10:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are they shooting at me? Cause if its me or grasshopped, I'm staying alive.
2007-02-15 10:20:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋