15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
2007-02-15 01:35:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Us poor fella's dont stand a chance, we've been rumbled.....
2007-02-15 03:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO! in basic terms once I nonetheless YA become rid of you, you seem lower back..! So.....How come you at the instant are not utilising your actual call or the Papaya woman idiocy anymore, FLAVIO ??? P.S: make confident to take your meds.
2016-09-29 03:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-15 01:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, this all applies to my husband, and I love him anyway. He has got enormous biceps though, bigger than my thighs, sigh, smug me? Oh yes indeed.
2007-02-15 01:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
and whats the difference between men and floor tiles,
lay 'em right first time you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives, so my wife says anyway,
oops! she here gotta go,.........like yeah!!!!!!
2007-02-15 04:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever!
I have a general piece of advice that will serve both men & women well . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Never stop to tie your shoelaces in a revolving door"
:)
2007-02-15 03:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jay A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i must atmit that this is the funniest thing that i have ever read
it is so tue that it is actually funny
men;
cant live with them,
cant live without them
2007-02-15 03:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love number five its so true
2007-02-15 03:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one's.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-15 06:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
witty
2007-02-15 01:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋