A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"
The woman said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that f*cking map!"
2007-02-15 01:31:02 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oooo weeee I got tears in my eyes. That was funnnneee. You go on to the next round. I have to re-tell that one. Keep em coming if all are that good. You may have a future.
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2007-02-15 03:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-15 02:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha so funny
2007-02-15 06:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by H0NEY~BEE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋