"How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?"
--20! one to change it and the other 19 to stand around moaning 'that should be me up there'..
2007-02-15 01:19:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey this is ME! he's in school.. (I hope?)
2007-02-15 01:26:18 · update #1
dont forget my other hilarious joke ..
2007-02-15 01:32:00 · update #2
Haha! Is this really YOU now, or your son???
2007-02-15 01:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 05:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
21 the stunt man has to stick their finger in the socket to make sure there's power
2007-02-15 01:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny...i like the stuntman thing that someone said lol
2007-02-15 01:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Kalee♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-02-15 01:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by Irish Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-15 01:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why didnt we get a chance to answer!
2007-02-15 01:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by sportsluvr209 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that a question?
2007-02-15 01:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by Hyunmin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha....good one!
2007-02-15 01:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋