I'm also unemployed + skint, drink too much, gamble and smoke like a chimney..... but I am filthy in bed
Would you know any girls who might be interested in a date? (I put out)
2007-02-15 00:55:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you sound like the man of my dreams!!!!
2007-02-15 00:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why on earth would ANY woman get to the bed stage when you have all that going against you? Ugly face? Wouldnt talk to you! No personality? Same. Bad breath? MINTS!!!!! If you are unemployed how the hell can you afford to drink, smoke and gambe? DODGY!!! And even IF all this didnt put anyone off, well the fact that you have a small willy will certainly entertain the girls on a night out! That is, after we've wet ourselves laughing so much at it!!!! Sorry.
2007-02-15 01:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by ANGELA C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have no problems finding a date. I see scumbags like you every time I walk through malls with hot, gorgeous women. Why, I don't know. Either the woman has very low (or non at all) self esteem or the dirtbag has a huge johnson that superceeds the bad looks, tooth loss, mullet, stank and dirty wife-beater shirt.
Work on increasing your willy size. Then you will attact some hottie with low self esteem and look ridiculous as a couple.
Willy size and no money is the key.
2007-02-15 01:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are filthy in bed should you perhaps have a bath? That way you might also get a job and you could brush your teeth and get rid of that bad breath... Otherwise you may struggle!
2007-02-15 00:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do u mean by filthy in bed?
if you talkin bout the nasty way
then i still wouln't want u ya personal hygene is wack and u know
it that tells something bout ya character
plus u have a small willy
i wish u would allow im i would have im u
but no
bye
2007-02-15 01:58:43 · answer #5 · answered by Video Phone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could bag any of the following
Jade Goody, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Courtney Love!
Your perfect for them
2007-02-15 01:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeah! You have your match, somewhere! Don't give up! Australian wilderness is the ideal place to get your match, and believe me its not from the beautiful people of Aborigins, if you know what I mean!
Clever boy!
All the best!/
2007-02-15 01:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ebby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now Mr T what are you doing out of P/S
did they leave the door open again
ill have to get Melvin and George to get ya back there
maybe Grassy is not to busy
2007-02-15 01:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 05:09:49 · answer #9 · answered by lesniewski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You don't get many men like that around anymore - you're a rare breed!!
2007-02-15 01:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by zanoshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without a doubt, it's half term!
2007-02-15 00:59:49 · answer #11 · answered by bacteria4eva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋