a blond goes to buy some aligator boots to wear on a night out;
she is horrified when she finds out the price , and deciedes not to buy them.
she instead goes to the local gun shop and buys a rifle !
later that day police recieve a call reporting gun shots by the river !
they are horrifed to see 6 dead alligators laying bell up on side of the bank.
and to see the blond draging yet another dead alligator from the water.
the police were furious and demand an explanation.
the blond starts to cry , and explains that she wanted alligator boots but could not afford to buy them.
the police shake heads in disbelif and ask her why did she
kill so many :???
the blond still crying yells at the police and says look at them !!!
look at them !!!
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ive shot 7 bloody alligators a none of them are wearing boots!!!!
2007-02-15 00:48:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep, that's a Blonde! LOL.
Good One!
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-18 11:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha Ha. I like a good blonde joke!
2007-02-15 08:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by stevies_girl2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-15 09:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great, I love it.
Keep in mind, A joke a day, keeps a stroke away!
2007-02-15 08:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by billy brite 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? I mean dont the aligators really wear the boots?????
2007-02-15 08:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is the funniest joke so far on this thing tonight...kudos.
2007-02-16 02:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by Gingerbug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-15 09:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical!
2007-02-15 08:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by sassy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-02-15 08:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by kano 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋