I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the
well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing
alone) across the room.
When I approached and asked her name, she coyly replied..."Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with
"That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I
like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.
2007-02-15
00:01:54
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