Jim n Dave were in the pub talking. Dave noticed jim's depressed expression and asked whats wrong. My sex life is dead, the missus doesn't respond to me anymore jim replied. Dave pondered for a moment then said try whistling always look on the bright side of life, it usually works for me. Jim thought this strange but agreed to try it. they finished thier drinks and headed off. When jim got home he went to the toilet and remembered dave's advice. He started whistling Always look on the bright side of life but was cut short when his wife shouted " Dave is that you?"
2007-02-15 00:01:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-15 00:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 9/10
2007-02-15 00:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyest 1 on the page main!
2007-02-15 02:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooohh! LOL. Poor Guy! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-02-18 11:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - no wonder poor old Jim isn't getting his oats!!!
2007-02-15 00:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I enjoyed that one
2007-02-15 03:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololo
2007-02-15 01:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-15 06:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2007-02-15 01:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-02-17 08:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋