Did you hear about John Prescott walking through customs?
No?
He was arrested for trying to smuggle 40lb of crack in his knickers.(Get it?)
2007-02-14 23:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by firegirl999 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke - but I've also heard Tony Blair got arrested for impersonating the Prime Minister!!!
2007-02-14 23:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did they search his head?
Maybe they would have found a large crack there too where his brain should be.
2007-02-14 23:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pies, croquet, pies, fights, pies, adultery, pies, being Northern, pies, lard, more desirable pies & arranging a coherent frame of mind for the hot skill terrorist pastime. No forget the only top one.
2016-11-03 12:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They charged him later with possesion an offensive face, too.
2007-02-14 23:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I got it.
2007-02-14 23:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's funny, but I had to explain it to my husband.
2007-02-14 23:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your daytime job!
2007-02-14 23:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by Norton G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope did'nt get it the crack that is.. lol
2007-02-14 23:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
2007-02-14 23:32:20 · answer #9 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha...got it...liked it!
2007-02-14 23:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Buttsmear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋