Mr Cadbury met Mrs Rowntree in a room on QUALITY STREET, it was AFTER EIGHT. He turned out the light for a bit of BLACK MAGIC! He slipped his hand in her SNICKERS and showed her his CURLY WURLY. Not keen to have any JELLY BABIES she let him take a trip up BOURNEVILLE BOULEVARD. She screemed with TURKISH DELIGHT! As he took out his fun sized MARS BAR it felt a bit CRUNCHIE and she wanted some TIME OUT and had a PICINIC in her PINK WAFFER.....
2007-02-14 21:06:26 · 33 answers · asked by redcar_rebel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL... its Chocolately Funny... hahaha
seriously i think its a nice one... thanx 4 sharing
2007-02-14 21:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to know is if they were both chocolate y didn't they melt from all the heat that was produced??
One more thing y is her name Mrs Rowntree ?i would have prefered if it was Miss Rowntree
2007-02-14 22:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its brill ya fruit and nut sure gave me a boost and a ripples of laughter in my belly or is that rumbles cheers hun ive not a square of chocolate in the house and in need of a chocy twix oops sorry fix
2007-02-14 21:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the original one, didnt he end with a Finger of Fudge?
2007-02-14 23:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!
2007-02-14 21:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok the last 5 words were funny
2007-02-14 22:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed I bet they were well and truly flaked-out after all this indulgence.
2007-02-15 03:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice. Yum yum, I love chocolates!
2007-02-15 00:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the if i lost my train of thought what should i do...find a bus.
2007-02-14 21:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its making me think twice about chocolate
2007-02-14 22:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋