...and the winner will get 10 points, a star for one of his/her questions, and a 'thumbs up' for the answer.
Good luck!
2007-02-14 19:17:13 · 9 answers · asked by Nocturnal Supremacy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After a woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. " I have something I must tell you about your baby."
" What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
" Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
" What's that?"
" It means your baby has both male and female parts."
" Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed, " you mean he has a brain and a penis!"
2007-02-14 19:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by Tammy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2007-02-14 20:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
after months of ill health, a man goes to his doctors for a check up. Afterwards the doc comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," says the doc."You're dying and don't have much time left." "Oh that's terrible!" he say's. "How long have I got?" "Ten?" the doc say's shakin his head. "Ten what? he asks. "Months?, Weeks? What do you mean?".
The doc looks at him sadly.
"Nine"....
"Eight"...
by the way . Two parrots were sitting on a perch. the one said to the other."Can you smell fish?"
And then there was the time, Jesus went to Mount Olive. yep you got it Popeye beat the sh*t out of him..
2007-02-14 20:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher gets annoyed by a student and shouts at him "your head must be full of grass"
so the student replies "yes it must be because you eat my head everyday"
2007-02-14 21:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cucumber ,banana, and penis walk in to a bar
*cucumber say's i have the worst job in the world ,people chop me up and put me in salid.
*Banana say's no i do people chop me up and put me in ice cream.
*penis say's yeah right i have it worst than all of you people put a plastic bag over my head and make me do push-up's untail i barf.
2007-02-14 19:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Asha J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had a friend with a split personality would you sew him up?
2007-02-14 22:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the oriental couple that had a black baby?
they named him "Sum Ting Wong"
2007-02-15 07:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Cornell is Hot! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do KODAK cameras and condoms have in common?
Answer: both capture the moment!
2007-02-14 19:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Radhiyah Coutry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momas so fat the only thing stopping her from heaven is the gate
2007-02-14 19:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋