2007-02-14 17:01:05 · 25 answers · asked by Born again atheist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've gotta go with FSM
2007-02-14 17:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'd like to be the spiritual equalivalent of Don King and help promote this fight.....
The nnodley appendages of marinara vs the clitoral pink phallus horn.......it's the hooves vs. the sauce......the neighhh vs. the spaghetayyyyy.....
P.S.....Normally I'd bet on the flying spaghetti monster, but I got a reliable tip that Cthulhu fixed the fight......bet on the invisible pink unicorn. Cthulhu has instructed FSM to take a dive in the 5th.
2007-02-15 02:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither of them.. there will come to the battle an evil nose fishing man with silver fishing pole of wolf's bane and demondragon breath of power, who will cast out the Invisible Pink unicorn and the Flying spaghetti Monster in two casts. The war will continue with Evil Nose and Soupy Sales on the Detriot River. I predict that Black Tooth will win.
2007-02-15 01:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by ricketyoldbat 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
FSM all the way. But i still wanna know if that teapot was found! i could ask a question, haha. But anyways invisibleness may be on the pink unicorns side but a spaghetti monster is just all powerful.
2007-02-15 01:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
My bet is actually on the Emo Hamster of Retribution...he stomped the Spaghetti Monster last Wednesday on his way to the local Gas 'N Sip, and I hear he's got the Invisible Pink Unicorn tagged with a GPS device and is locking missiles as we speak...
*grin*
2007-02-15 01:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by Julia A 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Unicorns can't fight. It's not in the job description.
Flying Spaghetti Monster, PBUH.
RAmen!
2007-02-15 01:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by dorkmobile 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw the Flying Spaghetti Monster in that movie with Kevin Spacey... what was it.. oh yeah, American Beauty. Yeah, Kevin Spacey hoisted that baby clear across the dining room and the monster splattered all over the wall. Great scene, that.
I think Spaghetti definitely can't stand up to a unicorn. Come to think of it, spaghetti can't stand up.... just kind of lays there all limp like...
2007-02-15 01:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the spaghetti monster because the invisible pink unicorn just sounds like something that isnt capable of fighting
2007-02-15 01:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will win with his noodley appendage.
2007-02-15 01:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Obviously it will be the Spaghetti Monster; what a question!
2007-02-15 01:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd go with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And "Spanky", I'd be careful what you wished for, remember that movie Bruce Almighty were the one guy made that comment about monkeys coming out of his butt?
2007-02-15 01:08:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋