I very much want to worship you but I don't know how. What do you require from me to make you happy, your holy invisible pinkness?
2007-02-14 16:52:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Play with My Little Pony for at least an hour a day. IPU thinks they're cute and that they're kind of like hornless cousins.
2007-02-14 16:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
easy. Wait 100+ years, have some one write 19+ books about it. Then get together and pick the best ones.
Or
tell people about it but say the pink unicorn will only let you listen to him. Then get some one to write down what the pink unicorn is telling you. If that someone loses the books and wants to re-do it, tell him the pink unicorn wants you to re-write it from another perspective, not the original.
2007-02-15 00:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by thejoyfaction 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever see the movie Legend with tom cruise. You know what happened to the world when she touched the unicorn? Well let the unicorn be then.......
PS:if you haven't seen that movie check it out it is awesome.
2007-02-15 00:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you know the unicorn is pink? Just curious. If he or she does answer you, please post, my daughter loves pink unicorns.
2007-02-15 01:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What in your life could be so bad that you are acting this way? It feels like your are crying out for some kind of help. What ever it is it can't be that bad, GOD BLESS YOU!
2007-02-15 00:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Victor V 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would prefer to worship you
2007-02-15 01:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Cartman 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pray to her and she will smite your enemys with her mighty hooves
2007-02-15 00:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by Matthew M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh *hides from the crazy* DAMN! Where did that straitjacket go?
2007-02-15 01:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
AA
2007-02-15 00:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by darrkadlubowski 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋