Last week I forgot to eat Pasta in every single day of the week. Is Flying Spaghetti Monster angry because of this? Will I be able to enjoy the beer volcanoes and stripper factory?
2007-02-14 16:41:11 · 12 answers · asked by Born again atheist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am a devout Pastafarian but I do not know all the noodly laws completly
2007-02-14 16:42:43 · update #1
nope and the more you mock G-d the less chance you have.
2007-02-14 16:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by David T 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You can perform penance... you must make a pasta feast, with alfredo and fresh grated parmesan. You must open several bottles of wine in honor of his noodliness... then you must invite me for the feast. Then you shall be forgiven...
2007-02-15 00:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What use would you be in heaven? You propagate nonsense and silliness, wasting good people's time with a manifestation of your ignorance. You lack of insight in the here and now of the world is painstakingly monotonous so no doubt you would just be as useless and trivial in heaven.
2007-02-15 01:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you'll be alright if you promise the FSM that you'll never neglect to eat pasta again, and make sure you don't break any of the I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.
2007-02-15 00:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No u won't make it to heaven with pasta. The bible talks about bread, fish, wine, water etc. Pasta is not mentioned anywhere. Bread it the most important, so we have, 'give us today our daily bread', I don't think u can substitute pasta for bread.
2007-02-15 00:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why do you want to go to heaven? I am mean would would be able to stand the company of these people that are convinced they will make it.....
2007-02-15 00:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by nicewknd 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just keep fighting global warming
rAmen
2007-02-15 00:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by Cartman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Up next to a limp noodle you look pitiful asking questions.
2007-02-15 00:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha, long live the flying speghetti monster! and have they found that orbiting teapot yet?
2007-02-15 00:44:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Do you believe in heaven? I don't!
2007-02-15 01:03:34 · answer #10 · answered by nimesh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋