a man walks into a fast food joint and sees an old couple. they have one hamburger meal between them, and the woman is eating while the man sits and watches.. thinking that maybe they didn't have enough $$ to buy 2 meals, the man feels sorry for them and offers to buy them another meal so they can both eat... but to his surprise, the old man declines.. when asked why, he responds, "thank you, but when we got married we agreed to share everything. Right now, she has the teeth."
2007-02-14 16:40:35 · 25 answers · asked by shiningstar1313 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've read this one before but it never fails to give me a chuckle. Thanks for sharing it again tonight. I'll go to bed with a smile on my face!
2007-02-14 16:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by JADE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love sparkling jokes. So the following we pass: what's the most musical area of the body?? Your nostril reason you may %. AND blow it. What did the Whopper call that's daughter?? Patty a guy walked down the line one nighttime with a Cat strapped to his arm and a pitcher of water in his hand. Seeing this an officer stopped him and requested him why the Cat replaced into tied to his arm. "because my watch stopped" "nicely, what's the cat for" The gentleman took the glass of water and poored it on the Kitty. MMMMEEEEERRRROOOOWWWW, the Cat screeched. Immediatly someone opened a window and screemed provide up that that's 3:15 in the morning.
2016-11-03 12:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, & kinda gross!!!10/10 + a star
2007-02-14 17:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8 9/10 i point for next 1 lol
2007-02-14 17:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by MR.X (Unknown) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's a cute joke.I like it! Made me laugh.
2007-02-14 16:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Thank you for the laugh!
2007-02-14 16:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by MELINDA C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10
2007-02-14 16:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah It is cute.
2007-02-14 18:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah It is cute.
2007-02-14 16:45:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey!? that is cute ! 10/10
2007-02-14 17:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋