2007-02-14 15:46:07 · 20 answers · asked by FY 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
favorite joke:
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?' Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
2007-02-22 05:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting facts, of course.
2007-02-22 17:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by cabridog 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the Carrot who was hit by a car while crossing the street?
She was rushed to the hospital and put into intensive care. Later her family arrived. They asked the doctor, if she would live.
"Yes" he said seriously, "but she will be a vegatable."
LOL
2007-02-22 20:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here are just a few of my favorite yo mamma jokes
Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo mama's so ugly I bent over to pet her cat and it turned out to be the hair on her legs.
2007-02-15 01:39:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
When Lady Astor went into the House of Parliament in England, she yelled at Winston Churchill and said, "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your drink." Winston yelled back, "Madame, if I was your husband, I'd drink it."
I always got a laugh out of that.
2007-02-22 17:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Joke --it can be delivered casually even in twosome only. It easily perks up your bad day without effort.
2007-02-22 19:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by kibbs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
true fact here: theres more plastic flamingoes in the US than real ones, also donkeys kill more people annually then planes do...
2007-02-22 18:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by love, me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
comic
2007-02-22 04:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by anjum_mazher 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I may be to old but i loooove archies they are so funny, I read my younger siblings books!!
2007-02-21 21:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My fav joke is probably American politics......Comic was Sargent Rock......and one interesting fact is i'm underpaid for being this overqualified!!!!!!!!!!LOL
2007-02-14 23:57:21 · answer #10 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋