2007-02-14 15:22:52 · 16 answers · asked by FAUUFDDaa 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You don't. If you look in the right places, you will find them.
2007-02-14 15:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You put them in a nice soil; moist, but not too moist. Sandy loam is the ideal. Outdoors is best, unless you have a greenhouse. With the warmer summer months, the climate is much more like that of the late Cretaceous, and soon they will break out of thier shells. In a few weeks you will have a lovely new crop of fresh dinosaurs. Don't forget to harvest at the proper time. Too soon and they will be little bird-like insectivores, and won't be strong enough to survive on thier own. Too long and they become giant T-Rexes, and are far too big for most yards...
Be sure you have the genuine article. Too many ppl these days are hawking fake fossils and insisting they are the real thing. Absurd and shameful, I know, but some folks will do anything to make a buck or fool the public for kicks.
Even place non-original and authentic fossils in the wrong beds...
2007-02-14 15:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by treycapnerhurst 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We Yeti, Bigfoot to some humans. or paid quite well for manufacturing those fossils,in our underground citys.
by the space aliens who made Y'all from chimps with a little bit of their dna mixed in , so shut up.about this.They want Y'all humans to think theirs a thing called evolution, OK?
By the way they come all the time to take your children to be their slaves,but dont tell many people about that, it might scare them.
2007-02-14 15:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy some fossil seeds and stick them in the ground. You can find fossil seeds at your local FOSSIL MART or FOSSILS R US.
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2007-02-14 15:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you definetly need the time machine for this one, just remeber to not screw anything up! It'll mess up evolution, things would be different when you get back. Oh, when you plant the bones make sure you scribble something about god not existing.
2007-02-14 16:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Barney Rubble should be able to help you with that one! He works at the Fossilised Nursery Shop! Otherwise you can email him on ancientsabound@oldtimesrock.com
2007-02-14 18:02:59 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the ground 3 inches bottom down an water twice daily
2007-02-14 15:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by peeps you 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I tell you, it's a very complicated procedure that involves digging a pit and looking for a Cambrian explosion.
2007-02-14 15:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by SomeGuy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very carefully.
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Actually, this would be a better question to ask the Institute of Creation Science.
2007-02-14 15:29:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You put them into the ground, bury them with fresh soil or dirt and water them.
2007-02-14 15:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋