"She gave me some crap about not listening to her enough or something... I don't know i wasn't really paying attention."
Harry from Dumb and Dumber. classic.
2007-02-14 15:23:48
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answered by redluke 1
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I would say anything from "Dazed and Confused" is pretty funny. Matthew McConahey's character Wooderson is hillarious!
"That's what I like about them high school girls....as I get older, they all stay the Same Age"
"Dude, you got a joint?" (14 yr. old kid: "No") "It'd be a lot cooler if you did"
It is a great movie! Highly recommended!!!!
2007-02-14 23:25:36
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answered by ~SHAMROX~ 1
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From Office Space:
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment! Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment! Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment!"
2007-02-15 00:02:34
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answered by Anonymous
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"This is a planet full of idiots. I mean look at me, I'm the most intelligent one here and I'm an idiot" Mom and Dad Save the World
2007-02-14 23:25:51
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answered by Anonymous
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"And Michael Jackson, the first man to clone himself, has just sued himself for molesting himself." Click.
2007-02-14 23:22:24
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answered by Anonymous
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"Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?......because his dick was stuck in a chicken"........Bruce Willis in The Last Boyscout......that movie has a bunch of oneliners
2007-02-14 23:39:12
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answered by fox mulder 4
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"You ever been on a real shrimp boat?" "No, but I've been on a real big boat." Forrest Gump. Bubba and Forrest talking.
2007-02-14 23:28:25
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answered by Memo Erdes 3
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"Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider-monkey!"- Taledega Nights
2007-02-14 23:33:28
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answered by HollyW 1
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"are you classified as human?" "Negative, I'm a Meat Popsicle"
fifth element =]
2007-02-15 18:06:04
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answered by Anonymous
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shut the hell up b4 i butter u up and put u in a microwave----Taladega Nights..lol
2007-02-14 23:23:40
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answered by Chad K 1
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