One day an employee sends a letter to
his boss asking
for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing
mo$t
de$perately. I think you $hould be
under$tanding of
the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given
$o much $upport
including $weat and $ervice to your
company. I am $ure
you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond
$oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
The next day, the employee received
this letter of
reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very
hard. NOwadays,
NOthing much has changed. You must
have NOticed that
our company is NOt doing NOticeably
well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the
world`s leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United
States may go
into aNOther recession. After the
NOvember
presidential elections things may turn
bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You
kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
2007-02-14 14:32:30 · 11 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got this joke from d bulletin in friendster..
2007-02-14 15:09:18 · update #1
LoL!!
Gud one!!
I have read some of ur jokes n all of them r RealLy Damn Funny!
Thx for Sharing...!
2007-02-15 13:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Here's what I'd reply if I were the employee:
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Dear Boss,
PaY EStimates in the industrY ESsayed YESterday using the pay as you earn (paYE System) suggest otherwise.
Yours etc,
YESman, err I mean Norman.
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I just made this up now by the way :-)
2007-02-14 23:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
just heard it, thanx 4 the laugh and the 2 points
2007-02-14 22:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's another version like this with a college student lisa and her parents... NEVER GETS OLD... LOL! STAR FROM ME! :)
2007-02-14 22:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, i like it, i am gonna give this joke a star, lol 15/10
2007-02-14 22:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Funny!
2007-02-14 23:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i luv it where did u get this joke
2007-02-14 22:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by Sophie J 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL..........Pretty good, but sadly accurate joke............LOL
2007-02-14 23:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that, it took some work to give us that laugh!
2007-02-14 22:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by mountain woman 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny!!!
2007-02-14 22:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by bilinda_82 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋