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Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

2007-02-14 14:13:38 · 25 answers · asked by Lizzeth 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

ha ha ha ha ha...very funny man where did u get this shi-t from, still laughing..thanx

2007-02-14 14:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Sad....one must prefer not to discriminate others just for the sake of joking or for the sake of letting others know it and be the subject of mockery.... other thing is the careless use of the word God. It is sad to know that people nowadays forgot to remember his commandment,"though shalt not use the name of God in vain.'

2007-02-14 23:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yea that's real funny!!! I'm sorry but Michael Jackson should have stuck to being black and stuck to his face instead of becoming white and getting plastic surgery. lmao!! that is hilarious

2007-02-14 23:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 2 1

I think it is offensive, but pretty good. Michael Jackson jokes are getting kind of old, but you know, it may be good to some. *sidways thumb*

2007-02-14 22:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by lifelesswonder 4 · 0 2

LOLthats funny but rude.

2007-02-14 22:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by tyrell w 2 · 0 2

Its kinda funny.

2007-02-14 22:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor 4 · 1 1

i ve actually heard this many many times before and it gets more and more stupid...............i find this sad but only 3 out of ten because the boy doesn't know who god is but im guessing its not true.................this is funny againd old but funny and ill give it a 7 out of10...............hope my opinion could help!!

2007-02-14 22:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

funny

2007-02-14 22:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by 1111 3 · 0 1

ive heard this so many times. its getting sad

2007-02-14 22:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

It is just stupid! It's also ancient and lame!!

♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥

2007-02-14 23:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0 2

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