Why are you sitting here on Y!A instead of getting laid?
I'm sitting here because I hope to distract myself from the pain of my last breakup -- Valentine's Day tends to rip those old wounds open so well -- by being bitchy towards the beliefs of others.
What's your reason?
2007-02-14 14:09:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am saving my virginity for you!
2007-02-14 14:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, Lost starts in three hours and I have all the ingredients for a White Russian. So if Sawyer or Kate show enough skin, that might be all I need to make this a good night.
2007-02-14 22:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm here for practically the same reason, except for the ripping other's beliefs thing.
2007-02-15 16:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife is on an aircraft carrier, the kids are in bed, and I can't sleep. And getting laid is not an option, I value my marriage, and I would never do anything to violate my wife's trust.
2007-02-14 22:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by That Guy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My wife is out on a date with her boyfriend. She's getting laid, and I'm not. Life sucks sometimes.
2007-02-14 22:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Allfather's Ravens 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My wife and I routinely ignore Valentine's Day and all the "Hallmark" Holidays (the man-made ones!)
2007-02-14 22:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got laid it was nice and now I'm just searching with friends
2007-02-14 22:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Christians aren't supposed to get "laid", but I am here, because I like seeing people's opinions.
2007-02-14 22:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My sweetie has the flu. She is miserable.
I made her some soup and sent her back to bed.
2007-02-14 22:15:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We haven't met in real life yet.
2007-02-14 22:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by eldad9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same as yours. I'm pigging on chocolate...you?
2007-02-14 22:13:28 · answer #11 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋