Does anyone have blonde jokes?

Answer 1

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade!
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's!
What goes "vroom - screech | vroom-screech | vroom-screech"?
A blonde at a blinking red light.
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intellegence
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe!
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold!
Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11???
She didn't know which 1 came first!
How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
She tried to drown it!
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff!
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it!
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture!
Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations!
There are three third grade girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest ****?The blonde.... she's 18! What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear? A WIND TUNNEL! Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool! how did the blonde wreck the hellicopter? she got cold and turned off the fan. What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they've never met! How do you know when a blonde has been in your fridge? there's lipstick on all the cucumbers. What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel? An airbag. What was the blonde doing up in the tree? She was raking leaves. How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom? There is make-up all over the mirror What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!

Answer 2

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Answer 3

Q:What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Answer 4

Yeah...

Q.What do you call it when one blond blows into another blonde's ear?
A.Data transfer.

If you dont get it its called data transfer because blonds are supposedly airheads.

I hate that it is mean. But you wanted a blond joke.

Answer 5

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

Answer 6

In a prison there were 3 women. One redhead, one brunette and one blonde. They were about to be executed by gunfire.

When they were about to shoot the redhead, they asked her, "Do you have any last words?"
She shouted "Tornado!"
The guards quickly ran for cover while the redhead ran to escape.

Then it was the brunettes turn. They said the same thing to her and she shouted "Hurricane!"
The guards quickly ran for cover while the brunette ran to escape.

Finally it was the blonde's turn. She took the example of the redhead and brunette and so when the guards asked her the same question, she shouted "Fire!!"

Answer 7

=====no.1=====
Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As
they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing
about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and
forth until
they stopped at a fast-food restaurant for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked
the manager,
"Before we order, could you please settle an
argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are . very
slowly?"

The manager leaned over the counter and said:
"Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrr Kiiiiiing."

=====no.2======

A blond guy, a brunnette guy and a red head guy
take their girlfriends on a triple date to a
restaurant. The brunnette guy say to his
wife, "Pass the honey, honey!" She says ''awww
your sweet!'' The red head thinks ''Man that guys
good'', so he says to his girlfriend, "Pass the
sugar, sugar!" Shes says ''Awww I love you!'' The
blond guy thinks ''wow they are good'', so he says
to his girlfriend, "Pass the pork, pig!"

====EnD====

Answer 8

Three girls went to the 3rd grade. One was a brunette, blonde, and red head. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde she's 18!!! LOL......... HAHAHA

Answer 9

I have a blonde wife and you can have her, that's no joke! :D

Answer 10

their was 3 women who escaped from prison a blond,a red head ,and a brunette.they saw 3 sacks laying on the ground.so they jumped in them when they saw the guard coming.the guard kicked the 1st bag with the brunette in it...meow . it must be a cat in that bag.
the guard goes over to the 2nd bag with the red head in it and kicks it...woof woof .it must be a dog in that bag.
he goes over to the 3rd bag with the blond in it ...potatoes

why was the blond starring at the jug of orange juice?
because it said concentrate.

this blond walk in to a store and says to the guy i want to buy this refrigerator .
the man says i don't sell to blond.
the next day the same woman walks in to the same store with a red wig on and says to the man i wont to buy this refrigerator.
the man says i don't sell to blonds.
she says how did you know i was a blond?
the man walks away.
the next day the same woman walks in to the store with a brunette wig on and says to th man i wont to buy this refrigerator.
the man says i don't sell to blonds.
the woman asks how did you know i was blond?
the man walks away .
the next day she walks in to the same store with a blue wig on and says to the man i want to buy this refrigerator.
the man says i told you i don't sell to blonds.
the woman says how did you know i was a blond?
the man says because that's a washing machine.