A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had
been stolen.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back! He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.
The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
2007-02-14 14:06:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Horse!! not hoss
2007-02-14 14:13:25 · update #1
lol
2007-02-14 14:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! thats halarious! Thats what i have to do when my car gets taken for a joyride by my brother... I guess im gonna do what i dun in texas!
2007-02-14 14:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!! Where did you get it from? Oh m gosh, It's just so funny I can't stop thinking of it! Sorry I'm probably just getting annoying, but it's so hilarious because he sounds like one of those guys that is going to do something horrible to them. Your joke just made my day, I've been sick all day and it's Valentine's Day!:( You just added sunshine to my cloudy grey cemetery! Jk, but thanks!
cya! Well...I probably really won't, but whatever. =D
2007-02-14 14:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-15 04:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um yeah, when it comes to coloured hard boiled Easter eggs, you either eat them the day you boil them or not at all. You, my friend, are at least 3 days too late for that. j0e
2016-05-24 00:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah its ok that u said hoss it went with the acsent in fact i didnt even know that was a mistake!!!!................
nice one though hit me with some more!!
2007-02-14 14:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and for the record i actually thought it was hoss cause he was drunk and sluring...
2007-02-14 14:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by bilinda_82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!! that was an awesome joke!
i totally got it!
Everyone was all scared, and then all he did was walk home!!!
2007-02-14 14:10:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.
2007-02-14 14:27:16 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one gf lmao
2007-02-14 14:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, cowpoke
2007-02-14 14:33:02 · answer #11 · answered by mountain woman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋