Lasting marriage
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A couple in their nineties were asked how their marriage lasted for 75+ years.
The wife explained that on their wedding day after the marriage they left the church and headed home in their horse-drawn carriage.
Before they even left the church the horse stumbled. My husband got out of the carriage and severely hit the horse and said "no horse of mine stumbles".
Half way home the horse stumbled and my husband got out again and hit the horse and said "no horse of mine stumbles, that's twice".
As we pulled into our laneway the horse stumbled again. My husband grabbed a gun and went to the horse and said "no horse of mine stumbles. This is the third time." And he shot it.
I got out of the carriage and said "you shot a perfectly good horse!"
He said "no wife argues with me. That's once."
2007-02-14 13:52:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get over it, It's a joke
2007-02-14 14:07:19 · update #1
yeah you guys... Really it is funny. Star from me!
2007-02-14 14:16:56 · answer #1 · answered by Diamante 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In an arranged marriage, the couple in easy terms does not have a say in the situation. What makes you think of they are going to have a say in the situation of divorce?? In India, the only reason divorce expenditures are low is with the help of human beings annoying on the subject of the aftermath and social alienation in the regressive Indian society. Social image concerns to them and Indians choose human beings for being divorced. thus, low divorce expenditures are under no circumstances an precise illustration of arranged marriages lasting longer than love marriages. Love marriages are extra advantageous any day.
2016-09-29 03:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG lol Thats creepy but on the other hand real funny come on its just a joke
2007-02-14 14:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jokes like that are not funny. They remind me just how controlling some men are. I wouldn't ever marry someone like that. Creepy!
2007-02-14 13:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg thats scary
2007-02-14 13:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by spicy delicious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my dad used to tell this joke.. it is of old southern humor... its quite funny!
2007-02-14 16:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by shiningstar1313 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i actually thought it was hillarious
2007-02-14 14:54:52 · answer #7 · answered by bilinda_82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao...
2007-02-14 16:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch...
2007-02-14 14:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeee...lol...XD
2007-02-14 13:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by Bob Saget 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋