Once there was a bartender who claimed he was the strongest man on earth, he could squeeze every drop of juice out of a lemon and he bet $10,000 that no one could squeeze anymore out of a lemon he has squeezed
People came in from all over the country, body builders, weight lifters, wrestlers, or anyone that wanted to try. But no one could squeeze anymore juice out of the lemons.
Then one day a little nerdy looking guy walks in and everyone laughs at him when they hear he is there to try to squeeze a lemon. So the bartender squeezes a lemon into a cup an hands him what is left over. Then the guy squeezes out 6 more drops of juice, and everyone is amazed! "What do you do for a living?" they would ask, "Are you a weight lifter, a body builder?"
"No", he replied. "I work for the IRS."
2007-02-14 13:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha LOL!
2007-02-14 13:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it whats the catch.
2007-02-14 21:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by tyrell w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's a good one!
2007-02-14 22:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by mountain woman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lol thats funny
2007-02-14 21:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh uhh ok
2007-02-14 23:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by fairy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's a good one :-)
2007-02-14 21:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao!!! hahaha
2007-02-14 22:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by bilinda_82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!
That was great!!!
Loved it!!!
2007-02-15 00:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhh ok...
2007-02-14 21:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your point?!?!
2007-02-14 21:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by *·.·´¯`·.·* jay *·.·´¯`·.·* 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋