A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all
die in the same freak accident. So
when they reach the pearly gates, St.
Peter tells them that, unfortunately,
heaven is over crowded, so they each
have to answer a question correctly
for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter
asks, “Name the famous ship that was
sunk by an iceberg?”
“Phew, that one's easy,” says the
teacher, “The Titanic.”
“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may
pass.”
Then the thief got his question: “How
many died on the Titanic?”
The thief replied, “That's a toughy,
but fortunately I just saw the movie.
The answer is 1500 people.” And so he
passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his
question: “Name them.”
2007-02-14 13:39:14 · 8 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!!
even heaven Hatex Lawyerx..
pity pity...
10/10
2007-02-15 13:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's perfect! LOL
2007-02-14 21:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
Poor lawyer. LoL
2007-02-15 00:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait i dont get it. what the point there?
2007-02-14 21:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-02-14 21:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your sausage one was better :D
2007-02-14 21:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Wonder Woman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-14 22:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweetness!!! very funny joke!!
2007-02-14 22:37:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋