There was this Asian lady married to
an American gentleman and they lived
in Honolulu
The poor lady was not very proficient
English, but managed to communicate
with her husband. The real problem
arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the Butcher and
wanted to buy a leg of mutton She
didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, Lifted up
her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message And the
lady went home with mutton legs.
The next day, she needed to get
Chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
Know how to say, and so she unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3Rd day, the poor lady needed tO
buy Sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, shE brought her
husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
No. The husband didnt strip off his
pants. He can speak English remember?
2007-02-14 13:36:09 · 14 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Swt!
I totally ForgoT Tht her Husband Can SpeaK EngLish!!
LoL
Gud One!!
2007-02-15 13:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-02-14 22:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, he does speaks english..
2007-02-15 08:53:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE. but i remembered that. see the littlest info is important. GOOD ONE AGAIN. i give you the props.
2007-02-14 21:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by puppy1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh definetely not what you were thinkin was thinkin lol j/k thats a good one
2007-02-14 21:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-15 00:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good, better then ur other one
2007-02-14 21:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's fantasty...
im still laughing
2007-02-14 22:51:36 · answer #8 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thoht this was gonna get...*shivers*. pretty nice
2007-02-14 22:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by -emo elmo- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one[:
2007-02-14 21:40:20 · answer #10 · answered by Wonder Woman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋