Me missus doesn`t like the old car i got her,she said she wnts something that goes from 0 to 140 in 3 seconds???
so i got the bi.ch a set of bathroom scales...............
2007-02-14 13:12:39 · 13 answers · asked by THE VIOLATER 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thts funny, im gonna send tht to all the girls in my office!!
2007-02-14 20:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was teaching my wife how to drive a Car with my old Capri
a Passer by commented: The man is extra talented........ see he teaches how to drive a Car with his Caravan.
2007-02-15 01:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Konfuzius 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But how do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
2007-02-15 00:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Victoria D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I smiled but you can't repeat this in mixed companythe girls will have fried cohonas on de menu in 3 secs flat - YOURS!
2007-02-14 21:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Larda!
2007-02-14 21:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im guessin she likes her cars like her food! As fast as possible?
2007-02-14 21:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ...very funny 10/10
2007-02-15 06:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10,!!!
2007-02-15 15:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great joke.
2007-02-14 22:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by beeker 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't know, i wouldn't get her something she could break so easily, but yeah very funny.
2007-02-14 21:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋