Dear Technical Support,
>
>18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I
>had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
>conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
>run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
>
>To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
>applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
>
>Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
>
>I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
>virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
>
>Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
>time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they
>caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
>I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
>soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1
2007-02-14 12:58:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
>all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
>Cleanhouse2005.
>
>Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
>unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
>in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
>later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic
>Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch
>TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and
>I have to try to guess what the problem is.
>
>Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
>ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
>Be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my
>Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with
>an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be
2007-02-14 12:59:16 · update #1
turned off.
>
>Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
>problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
>detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
>uninstalling itself.
2007-02-14 12:59:49 · update #2
that's really cute.... 10/10!!
Happy Valentine's day, btw!!
2007-02-14 13:29:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha...thats cute!
2007-02-14 21:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ciara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like
2007-02-14 21:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by mayo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. thats a good one.
2007-02-14 21:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋