A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.
The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"
Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.
"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
2007-02-14 12:57:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a smooth mind-thinking poodle, its funny!!!!
2007-02-14 13:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by mickeymousegirl00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tiger might want to win its more desirable helpful and larger sensible than the all of those animals. Lion might want to be next than the leopard than a jaguar a cheetah does no longer stand of mission it might want to really run round also a jaguar is a leopard inspite of the reality that it actually lives in South u . s . a .
2016-11-03 11:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats hilarious LMAO
2007-02-14 13:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make my day!! That is a cute jokes, lol
2007-02-14 13:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its more cute then funny, but ha ha.
2007-02-14 13:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋