Today is Valentines day and I sent my mother in law a bouquet of roses and signed it as a secret admirer. I'm sure she knows it's me because as sad as it sounds, we had a brief but memorable affair last weekend at a family reunion.I'm not sure why this happened, maybe because of the way she held my newborn daughter, the way she cooked the salmon, the way her hips moved when I saw her vaccum, I"m not sure. I accidently walked in on her when she was giving my wife a bath ( my wife was in a horrible car accident 45 days ago and is now dependent on others for the necessities of life..( I'm not into helping invalids as my hobby of internet gambling takes up most of my time ) My brief affair was interrupted frequently by the crying of the newborn and the wife " wanting and wanting " , so I got a hotel room with my mother in law and had the best sex ever.I'm thinking of sending my wife to a home to recover and send the baby off to friends to have more time with mom in law, What do you think ?
2007-02-14 12:49:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
it sounds to me there is alot of stress and hard changes in everyones life right now. I would strongly suggest therapy for you first..to help cope with all the changes in your life. (new baby..wife hurt..etc)...work out things for yourself..stay away from the mother-in-law at all costs. Get your self in healing..while your wife is healing..and try to get your family back together.
2007-02-14 12:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by sticky J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I gotta say this that is really REALLY messed up. That poor woman is your wife and you dont want to say what I think of her mother. That is so low, and internet gambling? What the....???? I hope your wife finds out and she disses both of your sorry butts. Her "wanting...." and the baby crying.... they are your family for christ sake she and the baby needed you and her mother! That is what newborns do, and wives do whether there has been an accident or not!!! Get a life and stop ruining your families!
2007-02-14 13:30:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me? You might be the biggest jerk I have ever encountered. I figure you are bating someone like me to answer. Your question is so ridiculous I almost can not believe it is legit. You are so completely into yourself, You are not into taking care of invalids? Excuse me ... is this not your wife.... is this not the woman who just bore a child for you....Excuse me where is your mother? What if it was you disabled by a car accident? You are on a fast track to hell. And if this is a true story you and your mother-in-law sure have a shallow way of dealing with grief. You definitely should give the child up for divorce as you are not fit to be a father.
2007-02-14 13:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by soleproprietor51 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fiction.
Your stories need work and you need to be consistent with your facts, such as having a newborn in this story, your wife being 7.5 months pregnant in another, and then her being well enough to drive or get a job.
I think it is back to the drawing board if you ever want that best seller.
2007-02-15 14:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by nbczero 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your wife never fines out guess what GOD knows what you both did.Pray and never do this terrible thing again.If there's children think of how they would feel if they ever fine out.Remember what you do in the dark always come to light!
2007-02-14 13:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by sharon j 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sick twisted piece of garbage.
I hope your wife finds out, wins a HUGE divorce settlement, and pulls a "Lorena Bobbitt" on your ***...
2007-02-14 12:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by Miranda 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope you just had alot of time on your hands to make up that story because it's too pathetic to be true...
2007-02-14 13:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my Goodness!!!
You've sin against Him and the laws of men.
Thats all i can say.
2007-02-14 13:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mother in law and you should see a counsellor or a psychologist.
discuss with them.. they should be able to help both of you...
2007-02-14 14:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by larisnotme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tou are about as low as a man can get. You are scum
2007-02-14 12:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by mimegamy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋