Funniest dating hell experiences- what is your best story? How would you turn it into a list of one line?

Question

questions to screen potential future losers? My friend Danny and I stayed up late one night, discussing the list of questions, based on our own experiences, we could ask on a first date that would prevent us from future dating hell. Some of mine:

-Do you feel it is appropriate to discuss our intimate life with my mother?
-Is your life goal to become dictator of a 3rd world country, with my assistance?
-when you say you are single, does this mean your significant other is not currently in the room?
-is it ok to search the underwear drawer of a woman you barely know, and question her about what you find?

Fun to see what everyone else has to say about their own personal trip through Valentine's purgatory...

Answer 1

here's one...kinda gross but worth asking.

Now when you say your clean do you mean you have no desieses or just the incurable ones?

When you say your "divoriced" do you mean your actually divoriced or that sometime in the distant future you will be divoriced?

When you say you've gotten over your ex does that mean you think about her now and then, or you've taken down some of the two million pictures of her that once wall papered your room?

What can i say, i hate this blasted holiday.

Answer 2

i'm already obligated in this sense but who can resist a quiz?

Do you feel it is appropriate to discuss our intimate life with my mother? - yes

-Is your life goal to become dictator of a 3rd world country, with my assistance? - no

-when you say you are single, does this mean your significant other is not currently in the room? - no

-is it ok to search the underwear drawer of a woman you barely know, and question her about what you find? - no

Fun to see what everyone else has to say about their own personal trip through Valentine's purgatory

um... thats it? ever had your significant other ask for a ride to her ex's?
or throw away one or two of the condoms at a time because she's "mad at you"?
anyway, i embelshed a bit but happy v day.